Finkle's Disguise Analysis
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Finkle's Diguise (Analysis)
Work Finkle had done...
Silicon injections for wider hips.
Full body waxing.
Adam’s apple reduction.
Finkle's constant worries...
Not letting her lovers find out about one another.
Making sure his voice never slips into his male register, even when talking in a throaty voice.
Walking in high heels, avoiding pot-holes, grates.
Keeping his hair curled.
Walking like a woman (shorter steps, feet turned inward upon every step; crossing his legs over on every step would be extremely painful with his penis hidden in back).
Breathing like a woman.
Not snoring when sleeping with a lover (forcing her to stay up all night, presumably, in order to maintain female-sounding breathing.
Putting on a smooth sing-song female voice despite the sore throats that speaking in an unnatural register for that long would cause.
Putting on a female voice even when screaming or making incidental sounds such as “oooh” and “ouch”.
Constant pain from sitting on his penis and walking with it in such an unnatural, contorted position.
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