UPDATE 1/5/2018: New Lois Einhorn website and content! View it here!
These photos are from the Blu-Ray release of Ace Ventura, clearly showing Ray Finkle's penis stuffed into the back of his panties as he is thrown into Snowflake's makeshift tank. The shaft of Finkle's dick can be seen in this frame directly next to Ace Ventura's head, as the pet detective holds the disgraced ex-footballer's left buttock, almost touching the other man's enormous cock.
If anyone can identify the items in Finkle/Einhorn's drawer, please contact me.
"She's a man!" ..."He's lying! Shut up!"
At a glance, Lois Einhorn appears a normal, attractive brunette. However, she is Ray Finkle, a top-notch football placekicker, who was hired to play for the Miami Dolphins in Superbowl 17. Finkle was a recognised football wunderkin, who enjoyed success at every turn. His incredible kicking skills eventually led to him being lovingly nicknamed “The Mule” by football fans everywhere.
During the final seconds of Superbowl 17 (the game that Finkle was brought in to ensure the Dolphins won), however, this all changed. Finkle missed the kick which would have won the Dolphins the entire game. Despite furiously protesting that it was in fact Dan Marino’s fault (he wasn’t holding the ball properly, affecting the kick), he was disgraced. His mistake cost the Dolphins the game, and the money and prestige that would have come with it. It cost those betting on the game their money. His disgrace disgraced his own home-town, who previously lauded the fact that such a successful personage hailed from their area. Upon his return home after the game, he found his house defaced by those furious with his apparent incompetence. Those in his favourite bar beat and expelled him from their tavern. Finkle’s entire life was ruined. The glory he had once enjoyed, the attention, the women, all gone - replaced by universal scorn and hatred. All because of Marino.
Read about Finkle’s plan to redeem himself, and the details of his vengeance on Marino by clicking the section entitled: “Finkle’s Plan”, as well as view a plethora of other things about Ray Finkle and his feminine disguise by navigating around this website.
How Far the Mighty Have Fallen: The Ray Finkle Story has been cancelled. Rather let the story languish in an Evernote folder, however, I have decided to release my chapter summaries for you all to enjoy. The summaries themselves aren't quite yet finished, but they will be soon. Until then, click the 'Read More...' button below to read everything up to Marino's trial!
UPDATE!! I've decided to release the chapter summaries as a PDF. It is now a combination of novel/comic. DOWNLOAD IT NOW!! A few minor updates will be available over the coming weeks to images and text for typos, etc.